uniformed panty raid


these are the secret panty raids that uniformed workmen go on when you are at work. ever notice a creamy substance all over your panties on water softener day? how about when the you left the key for the cable guy? were your bras and panties all stretched out and sticky? thought so.
“i just know that softener man splooged in my silks last wednesday. those uniformed panty raids are increasing.”

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