Unintelligent Design
unintelligent design is the ant-thesis of, “intelligent design” theory.
ud is the affirmation that while a supreme all knowing (omniscient), all powerful (omnipotent), ever present (omnipresent), higher power created all that exists (omnigenesis), that when it came to inhabiting the earth with what became/changed to/evolved as h-m- sapiens (us), it f-cked up big time!
it created us to be like itself, but stupid. so that we weren’t like that intelligent designer at all. then it cursed us as sinners, because the first mom of us all ate an apple and became smarter than creator dad. and that p-ssed off dad, who cursed humans for eternity, because omniscience likes to play dirty.
and then, in an act of second-thought, the designer sent himself to the world he created sinful himself and suffered and died, to lift the curse of sin he bestowed himself. so that those who believed that was love, would be saved from himself.
so once dead, human souls could leave the unintelligent design they’d been living in and move in with the designer of that debacle, for eternity! think of the fun! think of the amount of rubik’s cubes laying around to be played with. think of all those virgins getting deflowered by pasted together formerly exploded meaty pieces, from that other unintelligently designed neighborhood. if the designer f-cked up making a garden paradise, think of how perfect heaven stands a chance of being.
atheism, anyone!?
ahwoman!
“i’m a natural born sinner, by unintelligent design.”
salvation is a method of saving the world from god, so he can be excused from unintelligently designing the world to be sinful and in need of saving from himself.
g-d is god by unintelligent design
i think, therefore i beat the odds of unintelligent design.
jesus saves me from reality, by design.
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