Unintentuendo
a portmanteau word combining unintentional and innuendo. when you unintentionally insinuate something bawdy in conversation, typically whilst tired or under-caffeinated.
co-worker: “i’d love to watch that t.v. show.”
mandy: “why don’t you bring your little stick in and i’ll put something on it for you.”
co-worker: “i only have a big stick, but i’ll bring it in.”
mandy: “oh no! that was unintentuendo; i definitely haven’t caffeinated yet. just bring in the usb and forget this conversation ever happened.”
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