Union carpenter
an adult male or female with several years of experience in the building trades who more often than not enjoys the company of someone of his/her own s-x not only to confide in but to also kiss and fondle while on a jobsite. a union carpenter will also have various credentials and certifications including but not limited too force jamming pickles into their own or their lovers/ partners urethra or -n-l port.
hey, did you see how well greg took that pickle inside himself while maintaining eye contact with your dad… he must be a union carpenter.
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