Union Township
a sh-thole place where everything is in walking distance and there is never anything fun to do. mostly full of middle cl-ss working citizens, but known to other townships as a place to find a cheap young trailor trash wh-r- to knock up. for fun, most kids leave the area and -ssociate with other townships (except for neshannock) and also like to drink a lot of alcohol and/or smoke a little marijuana. union kids are known to be of the toughest around town, always getting into fights and causing trouble around the county.
(neshannock girl)- “hey mom, i’m going out on a date with that big d-cked boy from union township tonight.”
(neshannock girl’s mom)- “oh no your not, he just beat up your brother and gang banged your best friend… probably.”
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