unipony
a unicorn at the state of being a baby, like a horse is called a pony. so a unicorn is called a “unipony”.
child: mommy if a horsey is called a pony, then what is a unicorn called?
mother: how the h-ll am i supposed to know?
r.a.u.p. salesman: its called a unipony son.
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