Unitas Punch
while fisting a woman, if you are to lose your super bowl ring inside her v-g-n-, you have performed a unitas punch. (background: johnny unitas was one of the finest quarterbacks to ever grace an nfl field and is no way tied to the sordid s-xual deeds described above).
i lost my ring last night.
word?
yeah super bowl xxxiv is only a memory. i gave her a unitas punch. i hope she doesn’t ride a bike to work.
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