Unitaur


half man, half horse. fancies figure skating, ballet, and other such whimsical activities. closely related to the unicorn, however exhibits further signs of h-m-s-xuality. is always clad in a one piece outfit made entirely of nylon. unitaurs are often seen in both sparkly and non-sparkly varieties.
“is that a h-m-s-xual man-horse?”

“no, you ignorant d-ck. it’s a unitaur”

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