United Provinces of America


from the movie “deathrace: 2000”
comprising all of north america and several overseas possesions and ruled by a ‘big brother’ type leader known as ‘mr. president.’ the only political party in the upa is known as the ‘bipartisan party,’ and order is maintained by a purple tuxedoed secret police.
the flag of the upa consists of 13 gold and red stripes and small field of white in the upper left hand corner sporting a large gold open hand, as if ordering “halt!” surrounded by two gold lightening bolts.
the dulled and jaded popullace of the upa gets it’s only enjoyment from the annual cross country road race, aka the deathrace, in which the various racers score points by running down pedestrians.
“i, your beloved mr. president, have made the united provinces of america the greates power on earth!”

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