Unitoid
an overweight female human being who is particularly ugly and resembles a very large piece of machinery (like a vending machine)
gary said look at the state of that, it’s absolutely horrible. it has to be a ‘unitoid’, quick let’s cross the road so we don’t have to talk to her.
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