Universal Gigolo
a man who, after seeing the lucrative living he can make prost-tuting himself out to women, also makes his services available to men.
at the mall:
woman: isn’t that kenni with that dude holding hands?
man: yeah…
woman: but i thought he was straight!
man: he’s playing both ends of the table…i guess he’s what you call a universal gigolo
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