University of Alabama in Huntsville
(proper noun) 1: a university located in huntsville, alabama, which functions primary as a nerd farm and prides itself on its inability to cancel cl-sses 2: ugly girls 3: complete boredom
(1) uah student 1: omigod! it’s a hurricane, three tornadoes, and every building is on fire all at the same time! run!
uah student 2 (demurring): drat. the flying debris and collapsing structures will cause my delayed arrival to the exigent astrophysical biology exam occurring later today…
(2) that chick is so ugly she must go to uah (the university of alabama in huntsville).
(3) uah student 1: can you help me with this boring 10,000 question -ssignment regarding the solidification of nickel-based super alloys under the influence of various inert gases?
uah student 2: i’d rather kill myself.
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