University of Arkansas at Little Rock
a mid-sized but little known university in little rock, arkansas (the state’s capital city). in contrast to the traditional college experience, university of arkansas at little rock (ualr) has a large percentage of working adult students and numerous professors are familiar with the job market outside of academia. the university is the only metropolitan-based college within arkansas (almost an oxymoron.. :d!!). advantages of attending include a helpful staff, small cl-ss size, highly available internships, and great job placement following graduation. disadvantages to attending include no trojan (the mascot) football team for the university (still), strict smoking policies, no co-ed dorms, and less partying than a young person would expect in a college experience. overall, a great school in a practical sense, but even with all it’s student life does not offer the entertainment value of related schools.
john: hey, where are you going to college?
george: university of arkansas at little rock.
john: why aren’t you going to university of arkansas at fayetteville?
george: well, little rock’s finances don’t depend on the walton family to help bolster the hill-ridden diploma mill and second-rate athletics, staff are familiar with the responsibilities of their job, there are more (and larger) scholarships available, and following graduation i can actually have a job related to my degree instead of having a master’s degree in computer science and being a salesperson working at best buy.
john: word. still, pig souee!!
george: -facepalms-
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