University of Malta
university of malta is the top educational inst-tution in malta. mcast (which is the cheap alternative where one can enter with only 2 or 3 o-levels) is nothing compared to the university of malta, where 2 a-levels and 3 intermediates are required. in uom, the important things are learnt, especially for engineering, where students are actually thought how to be a real engineer, not just how to weld 2 pieces of metal together or fix cars.
uom student: “hi, you came for an interview, right?”
mcast student: “yes, ai come for intervjuwn”
uom student: “what qualifications do you have?”
mcast student: “ai have 3 o-levels, and a diploma in car fixing”
uom student: “ok, thank you, that is enough for today. how would you like to recycle this for me?”
mcast student: “orrajt, no problem”
uom student: -hands mcast student’s cv- “thank you, i only accept real engineers from the university of malta”
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