University of Oregon
the best public university in oregon
located in the very liberal town of eugene. known for top rated programs in business, journalism, psychology, chemistry, and physics.
also known for being the lovechild of nike. nike’s ceo phil knight attended uo and pours a sh-t load of money into the school, especially into their athletic programs.
the oregon ducks have some best athletic facilities in the nation. the ducks consistently place near the top of the pac 10 in men’s basketball and football.
the girls are hot, the guys are average, the gr-ss is green, and the beer is flowing. what more do you want from a college?
if you want to go to a school in a rural area, with average academics (besides engineering), a dominant greek life (if you’re not apart of it, forget about partying), and a horrible basketball team – then go to oregon state.
if you want to go to a good school with great weed, lots of house parties, chill people, and great sports teams across the board, then go to university of oregon.
pretty hippy, but coming out of the slump as well…everyone rides a bike and soap isn’t very well known.
old man on 13th (froggy) “hey wanna buy one of the greatest jokebooks the world has ever known? or i’ll just have to go back to my old profession, selling handguns to kids.”
flagship university of oregon. liberal arts college that spends most of its money on sports, but does have good programs in business, biology, psychology, and other majors. lots of rapes occur here, particularly at fraternities. also home to some of the rudest people in oregon, although there are a few good souls.
signed,
a uo student
“what school are you going to?”
“university of oregon, majoring in journalism.”
“g-d help your soul”
university of oregon: keeping ugly girls out of oregon state university since 1876. the students that attend the university do so just because of the football team, they can’t ever get tickets to the game for.
ralph: gurl, my mom used to read me a bed time book bout you…
“the ugly duckling”
university of oregon-girl: at least our football team is good…
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