University of South Carolina
a school in a town designed for college kids. within a mile radius, you can make a fake id at kinko’s, buy a bottle of everclear at greene’s, mix it with a sonic slushy, sell your plasma for bar money, and head to five points. from there you can get arrested, taken to the richland county jail and can walk to the football stadium for the game the next day if your friends don’t bail you out in time. whoever designed this college and city knew what they were doing. and whoever came up with the mascot — well, wherever that person is, i’m sure he’s still smiling about it.
wow, i loved drinking in five points when i visited the university of south carolina.
the real usc, everything clemson isn’t, better than georgia, a southerner’s dream and a northerner’s wish, florida’s worst nightmare, gamec-ck pride, the garnet and black, five points, the ultimate college experience and a place that gets in your blood and stays with you forever.
the university of south carolina is the home of the gamec-cks.
a school in a town designed for college kids. within a mile radius, you can make a fake id at kinko’s, buy a bottle of everclear at greene’s, mix it with a sonic slushy, sell your plasma for bar money, and head to five points. from there you can get arrested, taken to the richland county jail and can walk to the football stadium for the game the next day if your friends don’t bail you out in time. whoever designed this college and city knew what they were doing. and whoever came up with the mascot — well, wherever that person is, i’m sure he’s still smiling about it.
i want to go to the university of south carolina so i can watch the gamec-cks football team play on sat-rdays!
everything clemson isn’t, better than georgia, a southerner’s dream and a northerner’s wish, florida’s worst nightmare, gamec-ck pride, the garnet and black, five points, the ultimate college experience and a place that gets in your blood and stays with you forever.
the university of south carolina totally kicks clemson’s -ss.
everything that clemson is, minus the awesome girls, campus, spirit, and education. a place for kids who would really rather be at clemson but can’t read.
when evil men die, god sends them to the university of south carolina.
the school that likes to think of themselves as the “original” usc. unfortunately, they became the university of south carolina in 1906. prior to that year, they were known as south carolina college. the original usc is the university of southern california.
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