University of Virginia

see definitions for uva, as the va. tech students who made those definitions struggled with the spelling of “university”.
i go to the university of virginia, and we really don’t have anything against people who go to va. tech. however, they seem to dedicate their lives to fueling this one-sided rivalry.
a provincial university full of uppity att-tudes, racism, gender- and nationality-based discrimination and dull, suffocating conformism. if you take a stroll around campus any day, you’ll see the armies of drones, one like another, dressed in arbercrombie like in uniform, even their faces and eye expression are that of robots.

the university demands students to report each other on “academic cheating”, which includes reporting your buddies collaborating on homework–they were pushing it on students via university website. everywhere on campus, you feel the eye of the big brother on you–well everything is very orderly and peaceful…like in a grave, sort of… g-d forbids you dress or look alternatively or exhibit human qualities. due to isolated location and lack of social opportunities, the school has a lot of bored to death, old fart married professors seeking relations with young thing students. university of virgina is known for shunning personal creativity; one example would be local student newspaper demanding to remove ‘disgusting’ exhibit of modern art, just because it’s not in harmony with “cl-ssical” architecture of the university. the school is known for putting down anyone who doesn’t speak perfect english and doesn’t “fit in” in general, due to general local “southern” arrogance and exclusive att-tudes. the school’s real motto can be summed up as: “you must fit in (in our little boring conservative provincial world) or leave”.

the academic achievements that this school likes to wave around and quite average and not impressive in comparison with the average overseas university. extremely claustrophobic atmosphere is not conductive for human creativity, apparently. but the most amazing thing is the degree of misogyny on campus–well, no wonder, this public university wasn’t even admitting females up until 1970.
professor: “are you sure you were admitted to university of virginia, you surely have a lot of accent?”
a-student from california: “yes, i’m sure”
professor: “really? but you don’t speak any english. i doubt so.”
prestigious public school full of students who think they are hot sh-t because they got into the best school in virginia. meanwhile, they are laughed at by students at private universities that listed uva as their safety school. sources of pride include wealth, intelligence, and looks, all of which are notable only because they are far superior to every other school in virginia, while being quite inferior to everyone that really matters (students good enough to attend private ivy league caliber schools). uva students think they will be all other students’ bosses when they graduate, not realizing they will in fact have to lick the -ss of their employer who graduated from a real prestigious school (private school). uva students come off as overly arrogant because they have to make up for their shame at being inferior to private school students, after being rejected. to have any sort of self esteem they must flaunt their superiority to dumbsh-t vtech students whose school is considered a community college by private schoolers. uva students also think they are superior for their preppy designer fashion. meanwhile, private schoolers use the same clothing to wipe their -ss, when not using 100 dollar bills, or state school students’ hands.

uva students also use sports to justify their arrogance, which is the only thing uva holds over private schools. however, this is no basis for ego, as unless you are actually part of the sport team, your college teams’ talent level has nothing to do with you at all. this should actually be a source of shame as the majority of talented athletes are legally r-t-rded, and completely worthless outside of their sport. unless you are talented enough to be a professional athlete, once your four years of college are over, you will be just another state school graduate cleaning the t’aint of a private school graduate as a career. using sports as a justification for pride is something typically done by dumbsh-t state school students who couldn’t even get into schools like uva, and thus have no talent or worth whatsoever. i would have personally thought uva students were above that. perhaps the despair and shame resulting from rejection from private schools affected them more deeply than i expected.

in summation, uva is a group of state schoolers who wish they were private schoolers, but regardless, still only go to a state school.
douche bag #1 at the university of virginia who thinks he is the greatest thing since the ultra-thin latex condom: “dude, i go to uva, all the other college students in this state hate me because i’m so much richer, smarter, and better-looking than them.”

douche bag #2 at private school who is the greatest thing since the ultra-thin latex condom: “uva was my safety school. the admissions officers basically sucked my d-ck just to get me to apply. too bad for them, i am far too talented to waste myself at a state school.”

#1:”man, i wish i could’ve gone to a private school. i applied and got rejected. and besides, i’m too poor to afford the tuition anyways.”

#2:”my parents give me your tuition for spending money every week. oh, and i might’ve accidentally f-cked your girlfriend. sorry dude.”

#1:”oh, it’s alright man, you’re so hot that i’m straight and i want you to f-ck me. hey, check out my new lacoste polo!”

#2:”yeah nice. i have that in every color. i have matching rolexes for each one.”

#1:”dude, you think you’re so awesome. whatever, i’m going to be everyone’s boss when i graduate.”

#2:”actually no, sorry. you will be my b-tch/secretary/-ss wiper.”

#1:”yeah, i know. all my self worth is based on the fact that i am better than the n-bodies who attend every other school in this state. in reality, i wish i was you.”

#2:”i know, everyone wants to be me. how can you blame them? now go study so you can get good grades and maybe get into a private school for graduate education, although probably not, because all the spots will be taken by private schoolers. my -ss has to be wiped by someone with a ph.d., so study hard, and maybe i’ll employ you.”