unjo gratis
the savior of all humankind. the final prophet, pyrocinical, unjo bless his name, informed us of him in a spiritual episode on his holy youtube channel. a forbidden monkey god, sentenced to d-mnation by his b-st-rd b-st-rd emperor of heaven sitarg ojnu. his followers are known as unjoists and they are followers of unjo-gratisism
“i worship unjo gratis praise be to him”
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