Uno
-an old card game
-the beginning of a song like 1,2,3…
i was playing uno with some friends while one of the began a song by saying uno, dos, tres…
uno means one in spanish
jose – lets count in spanish
ben – i dont know how to jose
jose – just start off by saying uno
a game that mexicans cannot play because they will steal all the green cards.
mexican: “lets play uno”
guy of unknown race: “no”
a man born with one nut
tc mcneill from salem high school in rockdale county georgia
a game you play with a c-ck and deck of cards. you slam the deck with your d-ck and whichever cards lands faced up, that’s how many points you get.
example;
erick: hey nicki! let’s play some uno!
nickie: i don’t have a c-ck…
erick: use mine!
short/txt language for “you know”
dudess: im a dragon uno , a fire dragon2!!
dude: no sh-t ino, ur born in 76
dudess: wtf howd uno dat?
a person that looks good from a distance and makes you say, “ooooh” but when you get closer and their ugliness comes into clear view you yell, “h-ll no!!!”
so i was about to go holla at this fine dime i saw at the bar but she ended up being a straight up uno, and was like d-mn girl you gonna have to find a dude with some strong beer goggles before anyone takes your fugly -ss home tonight.
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