Unpack Your Luggage
at the end of the night after all of your groping and fondling of a female to get laid has failed. in a last ditch effort you whip out your dong and let her know it’s go time.
man i was dry humping your sister last night for about 5 hours and she kept shutting me down so finally i just unpacked my luggage and next thing you know i was b-lls deep! when all else fails just unpack your luggage.
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