unpaid prostitute
a more polite way of saying “sl-t”; remember that a wh-r- gets paid while a sl-t does the same work for free.
from snl parody of girls:
jessa: i had s-x with a cab driver, alright? it’s called being free.
blerta: you are prost-tute?
jessa: no, it’s not prost-tution if you don’t get paid.
blerta: you are unpaid prost-tute?!? you are lower than dog!
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the act of removing pants. you need to unpant first!
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- unpathy
fake empathy expressed by those types who float on a waft of thier own smug flatulence. i feel sorry for the hungry of africa, they … hold on, i’ve got a comment on face book. that’s a bad case of unpathy.