unpaid superhero
generally,stoner slang for waking up in the morning with an erection, for no apparent reason.
dude1: so this morning i tottaly had an unpaid superhero.
dude2: did you jack off?
dude1: nah, i had to get ready for work…
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- unpant
the act of removing pants. you need to unpant first!
- Unpaperbagable
a person that is so ugly you can’t even have s-x with them when they have a paper bag over their head. victor: would you do monica, oscar? oscar: ew! no that’s gross! would you? victor: h-ll no! that’s unpaperbagable!
- unpathy
fake empathy expressed by those types who float on a waft of thier own smug flatulence. i feel sorry for the hungry of africa, they … hold on, i’ve got a comment on face book. that’s a bad case of unpathy.
- unpatriotic
a person who likes the new england patriots just because they are the best team in the nfl. my brother is possibly the most unpatriotic person in the world.