unsalted cracker


holy, and i thot i came up with this expression “unsalted cracker” to describe someone..

unsalted cracker: someone really boring.. no excitement, like there’s no flavor.. no colour.. all flatness/no personality..
a little song to sing to someone who fits this description as an unsalted cracker..”youuu’ve got!.. no personality, zero peronality boring boring and always not happy so add a little paprika into you’re personality..”
too be a very lame white person, generally directed to obnoxious white people.
charlie: yo azn man wtf are u doin in ma home town?? go back to china!
lee: shut up you unsalted cracker! go get some salt, and fight me like a normal cracker!
uptight white person whos life is all work and no play and probably parts his hair.
the rich people across the street are unsalted crackers

ps:this is in no way hateful, i am white.

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