Unspeakable Things


something so outrageous that it should not be mentioned outside of the bro circle. sometimes something is so unspeakable that even your closest bros question your morality and standards. usually occurs during a night of heavy drinking.
bro 1: i did unspeakable things last night bro.
bro 2: same, i f-cked a girl on your bed while she was on her period. my bad bro, ill get you new sheets.
bro 1: not shward.

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