unsurance
insurance: you buy it because you’re unsure, but you never know if you’re covered!
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i was nervous, so i bought unsurance, but now i’m still unsure!
insurance, insured, uninsured, unsure, insecure, uncertain, unsecured
coverage by contract whereby the party which has undertaken to guarantee protection or coverage against loss by a specified peril reneges said coverage when protection or action becomes necessary.
i had to take little throckmorton to a specialist for his asthma, but the visit was not covered by our health unsurance policy.
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