Unternet


real life.
john logged off his computer and entered the unternet.
when you’re not on the internet.
“joey said that he was unternetted last night when he clicked on the wallpaper ad.”
sarcastic term for the internet. also the name for someone who doesn’t know how to use the internet.
i am a surfingk the unternet. lolzies.

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