unusually large scallop
a euphemism, used to fill gaps in conversation, awkward silence or just for a laugh. coined by master chef hugh acheson, loosely referring to a scallop stored in a tin the size of a paint can.
girl 1: smart, handsome, he is quite a catch.
girl 2: … and he has an unusually large scallop…
wife: have you cleaned the garage yet?
husband: have i mentioned i have an unusually large scallop?
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