Up-nuts


a slang term used to define women’s br–sts. usually big ones which stand out and grab the attention of all guys as if they were checking out other guy’s packages in a locker room.
emily: “i’m going to punch you in your up-nuts.”
ashley: “go ahead, they’re still bigger than yours.”
when your nuts are located just above the p-n-s……(up-nuts)

usual found in public urinals.
man 1 “dude have u noticed your b-lls are just above your p-n-s”

man 2 “don’t f-cking laugh dude, i’ve got up-nuts!!!”

man 1 “hahahahaha….powned”

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