Up shit creek without a paddle
(idiom) to be in an undesirable situation-.
-elitist would actually enjoy this.
a scottish slang term meaning to be stuck in a bad situation without anyway of fixing it. the bad situation being ‘sh-t creek’ and the ‘paddle’ being the solution.
germans: ‘oh nao, we haz lost ww1 and now have tons of debt and our country is facing hyperinflation!’
the allies: ‘hahahaha, they’re up sh-t creek without a paddle now! -slaps knee-‘
in australia it means that you’re in a lot of trouble, with no foreseeable way out.
“oh man, i can’t believe i lost my paperwork; that stuff took me hours and it needs to be in by tomorrow!”
“sounds like you’re up sh-t creek without a paddle, mate.”
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