up your (my) ronson
rhyming slang for “up your -rs-”
ronson lighter = sh-ter
a once popular brand of cigarette lighter, ronson lighters are still sought after. many fine examples of ronson lighters can be found on ebay.
“for all the good it did, i might as well have shoved it up your (my) ronson”!
phrase desribing when someone won’t leave you the f–k alone.
“dude, my boss has been upmy ronson all day. she needs to simmer down!”
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