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Updateage

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• update ambush

  on your laptop you mistakenly select “shutdown” instead of “sleep”. windows begins the update process and request that you do not power off or unplug your computer. this usually occurs when your preparing to leave the library after a long night of studying. girlfriends text: “hey you want to come over?” you text: “sure…leaving the […]

• update-a-roony

  a snazzy way of saying “update” (noun) i called my friend skippy to give him the update-a-roony on what we were planning for the evening.

• update bomb

  (v.) to overwrite a piece of software with a new version, which surprisingly turns out to be inferior to the old version. i update bombed my phone to the new os, now the maps don’t work and there’s these ugly gradients everywhere.

• Update Day

  the one day, usually every month or so, where you finally crack, and update adobe, itunes, steam, and a bunch of other cr-p all day. basically renders your computer useless if you are using anything but solitaire. g-d dammit! itunes wants me too update! and steam too! i guess it is update day again.

• Updatedness

  the level to which something is up to date the information stored is to have a high level of updatedness.

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