upgraditis
a terminal condition, the main symptom of which presents as the insatiable desire to upgrade.
a word originally coined by isaac sibson, and now increasingly prevalent in internet based discussions.
‘isaac, i have a great new cam, but now i want loads of accessories too.’
‘yes brad, you have upgraditis.’
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when a really ugly and/or nerdy and/or fat and/or smelly person invades your personal sp-ce and wants to intimately get to know you. “oh look at poor sue. that really ugly fat guy with zits erupting all over his face has pressed her into a corner and is trying to grope her. we’d better do […]