uphill gardener
in viz comic’s profanosaurus, it was defined rather elegantly as ‘he who hoes at the pink allotment’
this const-tutes culpable discrimination against those who hoe at the pink allotment
a skilled horticuluturalist who works on steep inclines.
well i’m no expert on fauna, but i think you need to get an uphill gardener in to deal with all these weeds.
a f-g that enjoys f-cking men up the -sshole
i caught jason beating off to gay p-rn; he’s an uphill gardener
someone who pushes sh-t against the force of gravity, other definitions include a trouser pilot,c-ck jock or b-m raider.
if g-d wanted you to push poo uphill he would have given you a wheelbarrow!
a man who partakes in -n-l s-x with another man.
jeff and bob were up-hill gardening all night last night. i couldn’t get a wink of sleep.
a term that describes a bloke who uses his tool on a gradiant or a mucky slope
woman:that bloke likes you mate
dude:zomg hes an uphill gardener
a chutney ferret, marmite miner or, more simply, b-mgay.
man on man action.
‘look at az the spaz, what an uphill gardener
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