uphill steamboat
the act of tucking your p-n-s and t-st-cl-s between your legs, and proceding to have s-x with a woman.
so there i was… drunk with dane, d-ck between my legs, uphill steamboating this chick…
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r-ct-m p–phole sh-tter -ss b-tthole a word used to describe the r-ct-m in reference to -n-l intercourse. it gets its name from an object (p-n-s, d-ld-, finger, banana, etc.) being insterted up the -sshole, thus the word uphole. (see also sucknut) f-ck my uphole you cha-cha sucknut. sh-t son, her uphole was tight as h-ll.
- upholsturbate
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