Upper Canada College
an all-boys prep school located in toronto, and widely considered the leading independent school in canada – it is even said to rival top american prep schools like gda, exeter, and andover.
while ucc is considered a great academic school, it is also known for its athletics. hockey is by far the most prominent sport, getting all the athletics money, while other teams, who are equally successful, seem to be neglected. hockey players, who are entirely scholarship students, enjoy pastimes of naked wrestling, drinking each other’s urine, and bringing the grade point average down by at least a full point.
hockey player 1: dude we just lost again
hockey player 2: ya but it was close only 12-1
hockey player 3: dude my b-tt is huge
hockey player 4: let’s go pee on eachother!
upper canada college hockey is overrated!
ucc a pretty wicked school. i go to st. mike, we’re rivals with ucc. the only reason i didn’t go to ucc is because you need to get a 90 + average in school and get above 96 percentile in math and english in the ssat’s to be considered if you want to get in on the basis of academics. if you want to get in on a hockey only contract – its much easier- you just need to be rly good at hockey, and get decent marks. i have lots of ucc friends and they say the school is wicked- awesome. too bad i’m graduating next year. whatever, st. mike is a decent school, i guess. yeah st. mikes. yeah. yeah. yeah.
st. mikes kid: hey i have 3 girlfriends for the bss dance
upper canada college kid: whateves, i have four.
st. mikes kid: yeah st. mikes. yeah. yeah. yeah. (giggity giggity)
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