upper deck
v. the leaving of fecal matter in the tank of ones toilet, turning the water brown. primarily done as revenge or a drunken practical joke, but sometimes in an emergency when the bowl is clogged.
n. the sh-t that is left in tank during such an act.
i got so wasted last night i upper decked sean, his bathroom is going to stink for weeks.
when you drop a duece in the tank instead of the bowl.
i upper decked the sh-tter at lincoln station.
when you take the top off a toilet and sh-t in it so and replace it so when the next victim flushe’s instead of becoming clean it fill’s up with sh-t..
this dude p-ssed my off so i gave him the ol’ upper deck..
when you remove the upper lid of the toilet and sh-t in the tank.
tommy shammed bobby last night. so tonight bobbys giving tommy an upperdeck!
where you go to someone’s house, sh-t in the tank part of the toilet. the sh-t in there starts rotting, and starts smelling up the bathroom, and people don’t know where the smell is coming from because they never look in the tank part of the toilet.
i took a cr-p in cj’s top tank and left him a upper deck he will never forget.
the act of excreating a log of fecal matter in upper deck tank of a toilet.
usually as a prank or in desperate need if the toilet is plugged or dirty.
i took a sh-t in my friends upper deck and it stunk up the bathroom.
depositing your fecal matter in the tank of an adversary or foe.
that guy jimmy threw a party last week. he tried to kick me out, so i upper decked his -ss. then i wiped some sh-t in his bedspread. i hate that jerk, but he straight got sh-towned!
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