upper-desk
the act of taking a dump on someone’s desk or in one of the desk’s drawers (most likely in retaliation for their scr-w-ng you over in a work environment)
the office version of “upper-decking”
wow that sheila b-tch coughed in my face, screwed up my vacation request, and then ‘misplaced’ my paycheck! i think i’m going to upper-desk her office
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- Upper Desker
when your co-worker is feeling down and you sh-t on his/her desk to cheer them up. 1. juan was overcome with sadness, so i offered to give him an upper desker. 2. after giving cheryl an upper desker, she needed gasoline, a flamethrower, and a therapist to remove the memories. the act of p–ping on […]
- Upper Dirty
a nickname of the township outside of philadelphia called upper darby. it is called this because its full of sc-m, and roughly 2 of 3 girls are pregnant. only about 5% of the upper dirty population take showers on a regular basis, and all these facts lead to the nickname. no wonder those kids are […]
- upper dome
a man’s head is his upper dome, as opposed to his p-n-s, which is known just as his dome or in rare cases lower dome. this phrase is used in situations where just saying “dome” by itself could be ambiguous, but it can be used as itself. example 1 guy1: your girlfriend rubbed my dome […]
- Upper Dorker Door Dumper
this is a combination of the upper decker and the door dumper, with a twist. you find the dorky friend of your adversary, stuff him in a garbage can, take a sh-t on him, fill the can with water, lean it against your adversaries’ door, knock and walk away. when he opens the door, he […]
- Upper Double Decker Down
the act of defecating in the upper tank of a toilet after the consumption and digestion of a “double down” sandwich from kentucky fried chicken. todd demonstrated his contempt for health and hygiene by performing an upper double decker down.