Upper Dublin

a rich suburb of philly where half the population is really spoiled liberal jews, while the other half is conservative white christian money h–rders. well, no, thats not true, because there are a few blacks, but they all live in north hills where the houses are like shoeboxes. the asians, all of who are korean, are just as rich as the whites but they dont -ssociate with anyone else except for other asians. besides the blacks, everyone lives in big mansions with ten bathrooms and three car garages where all the spoiled kids who are out of touch with reality get high/drunk every day after school and the weekends. this is why the nickname is upper druglin/drugland, but really it’s mostly just drinking. the parents never notice this behavior b/c they are always out of town on business or playing tennis/golf. everyone belongs to country clubs, and drives mercedes, bmws, audis, lexuses, and porsches, even the kids. the school is one of the best in the state because the teachers all make $100,000 a year. the girls are all prissy and blonde and wear abercrombie and fitch, and the guys dont really care about anything but getting head. its necessary for all the girls to have louis vuitton purses, which their parents buy for them, and its not a lie that some parents pay for their kids to get plastic surgery if they ask. every spring break everyone goes to some caribbean island, or florida, because everyones grandparents live there. and in the summer, the kids go on school trips to france, italy, australia, etc, b/c everyone has so much money. basically, its suburban h-ll.
i saw some prissy j-p at the mall. she got out of a mercedes and had a louis vuitton purse. she must be from upper dublin.
this is a suburb where kids think it’s cool to walk around on the street, smoking pot until they all amazingly end up at either nick’s pizza or mgp. we go to brew ha ha and see all the local bands and go to the ark cuz we like loud stuff. kids get high. we all have s-x. s-x goes on at the school. if u didn’t know that, i’m sorry for you. it’s ridiculous. but it’s home.
hail upper druglin, we get high
crack and lsd

come on kids … you know how it goes
a place where rich little jews think that drugs and s-x are abundant. they are not. it is one of the cleaner suburbs, and i dare you to find one dealer. not just some stupid teen who grows dope in his room. no, a drug dealer. oh whats that? you cant find it. get over it. stop trying to make ud sound so drug infested. if you want to live in a neighborhood like that, move to philly.
upper dublin indeed is not upper drugland.
a small suburb outside of philadelphia that’s very estranged from the rest of civilized society. most of the residents are either church attending staunch republicans with bush chaney stickers on their bmw suv’s, while the rest are jews and burn out druggies. there’s lots of drugs…like…lots of drugs. the po9 are always out in full force, but they have no clue. you want zannies? perkaset? weed? hash? pcp? meth? c-ke? you got it! come to good ole’ upper dublin, home of the flying cardinals. ever wonder why it’s the flying cardinals? thats right-they’re high…
dude i need to get high, let’s roll up in ud and get some sh-t for the weekend and then maybe we can drive around because theres nothing better to do
the jews promised land.
d-mn, a jew. must be from upper dublin. if not upper dublin then h-ll ir someother place like israel.
the promised land that g-d had promised the jews from egypt. they came here and settled and reproduced a lot and decided to be bad kids. therefore, 50% jew, 30% white, 15% asian, and 15% black. the jews are rich as h-ll and get drugs and alcohol to get drunk or high everyday or on the weekends with their parents money. they think it’s so dam cool to waste their life and money on drugs and sh-t. half of the kids here ultimately fail at life meaning school and think its cool and goes to montgo. university where they will get a job at mcdonalds. upper dublin aka upper drugland is abundant with happy drunk -ss jews with weed, alcohol, and s-x with any drunk b-tch because all the girls here are either dumb as sh-t and sl-tty or ugly and smart as b-lls and have no personality. and the ok ones are shy as sh-t. upper drugland is also a wigger district. all these white boys and jews think they are black as sh-t by listening to black rap and hanging their pants down while they got no style. they think they are so g by wearing jordans and buying drugs or cars with their clean parents money. then they live it up by going to nick’s pizza to eat some pizza. mean while their dumb -ss parents just dont care or are too busy with their rich -ss lives. wtf? kiss my -ss you f-cking wiggers start acting white you dumb crackers. also the whites just troll the jews. and since the jews have known each other from pre school and are the majority in school, they get to choose who is cool. continued..
if you need drugs and dont want to go to philly, come to upper dublin!
ii mostly they cast out most of the asians and blacks and play in their little jew world where they dont know any asians or blacks. therefore asians and blacks have to make their own friends becasue they are not accepted. asians are all smart but there are two types. nerdy as sh-t or just unique and cool and funny in a whole different way that the jews does not know how to react to it. they do what the f-ck they want and the nerdy ones live by the rules and suck on teacher’s d-cks. blacks live in north hills and equally get high and drunk as well. but they are dumb as sh-t and are all in track 4 cl-sses and think its cool to surround the elevators in the hall ways. they also think they live in the ghettos…. they are dumb -sses that live in little poor -ss shoe boxes where no shooting has happened in like gazillion years. asians and blacks are excluded from the jew group but doesnt really care because they think the jews are gay as well and mostly the koreans are the cool kids. ud are good at some sports some years but mostly suck d-ck at sports but we claim to be soo good at it. indians are just not included and invisible in this school. but after high school, with their 4.4 gpa they will rise up in this world and f-cking rape on all of the dumb hos, and bloop in their mouth.
if you need drugs come to upper dublin and get some from these high jews!

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