Upper Merion High
upper merion high school is /not/ a bad school, despite what the other two r-t-rded definitions might say. h-ll, why does an obscure high school even have a definition? it’s a nice place with a new laptop loaning system implemented in 2009, and that’s about it. bullsh-t on people who make those defs. on things they know nothing about.
person on urbandictionary: what the h-ll is this? upper merion high isn’t a bad school, i need to make a definition that tells that it isn’t what those posers say about my school.
this school is so bad that even community college’s look down on it. it’s filled with the white kids who think that they are ghetto but are truly not and white girls who have black girl att-tudes. the freshman girls are the biggest sl-ts ever. the worst thing about this school is that people are actually r-t-rded enough to get drunk while in school but to make it even worse some are r-t-rded enough to get high in school. this school is a complete joke
comm college teacher: oh my god, you went to lower merion!
student: no, i went to upper merion high.
comm college teacher: ohh. (looks away in disgust.)
stereotypical american high school. a school of middle-cl-ss toolbags and stoners; kids thinking they are the sh-t, but really just suffer from major personality crisis.
– “upper merion high is a pretty dry school”
– “shut the f-ck up dude, this is how we do it in america!”
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