Upper Michigan Dump Truck
you’re f-cking a girl from behind. she has her head down until you stick your thumb in her -ss (thumb warmer). the surprise of a thumb going in her -ss makes her raise her head (presumably with her mouth open) at which point your buddy takes a sh-t in her mouth.
me and my buddy gave tom’s mom an upper michigan dump truck
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