Upper St. Clair

upper st. clair is a wealthy suburb in pittsburgh, pennsylvania. upper st. clair is known for sn-bby rich kids and hot “milfs”. the typical upper st. clair student can be found acting as if he is from the “ghetto”, yet their tinted windows are the darkest thing that they have seen. every kid from 7th to 12th grade talks of smoking weed but the closest any of them have gotten to gr-ss is their freshly cut, mexican made, perfect front lawn. it is a place where your older brother determines your popularity and status in life; for instance when one student is faced with a fight from one of the neighboring community the common response will be “do you know my brother” or “yo i will get my brotha up in here.” upper st. clair is known for better looking girls then the neighboring communities, with their fake hair always colored dark to support their poor athletic programs. although, there has been success in the past, render is still one of the most useless coaches you can find, but rival mt. lebanon and other communities, that share the same hatred, still continue to tower over them in basketball and lacrosse.
upper st. clair students: “yo dog you be hittin the bong today”
“ya man we’s be doin’this sh-t all day”
mt. lebanon student: “wait your still white”
upper st. clair: “wat you sayin i will get my olda brotha”
mt. lebanon: “still white…..”
the best township in pittsburgh by far…noted for its stubborn parents and insane sports fanatics…and sean lee
dude 1: upper st. clair beat mt. lebanon last night?
dude 2: again? it seems like they always win at everything!
dude 1: dude, that’s because they do!
upper st clair is located in the richest part of pa. upper st clair is the richest and best community in all america. it is ranked number 10 on the top 10 best places to live in 2009.

www.finance.yahoo.com/news/best-places-to-live-usnews-15476164.html?.v=1

not to mention their s-xy girls, and good looking guys. upper st clair has no compet-tion to beat because they are the best of the best. people who in in usc do not know what broke is , they think its when their private jet breaks down. they are known for their model like girls and successful school, and the stuck up ppl that dont -ssociate with anyone who does not make a million a year.
boy: d-mn girl where you from?
girl: upper st clair
boy: you got that model look down fo sho.
girl: i will pay you $1000 for you to stop talking to me
upper st. clair is the best of the best in pa. it is not only the richest township but the most successful. the girls from upper st clair are gorgeous, alot of them model. people from usc have nothing but amazing huge mansions, the nicest cars and most expensive. the girls think coach is a cheap store. majority of residents heard of walmart but never stepped into the store. they also never heard od taxi cabs. they call a limo to come get them. if their is too much traffic they go on their daddy’s private jet. upper st clair is a perfect place to live many people strive to be like usc but do not succeed at it.
girl: hey do you think we should just call a taxi?
boy: no i am from upper st clair, we can take the limo.