UPS Ground Service
the bottom rung of ups delivery options. basically, it’s delivery within 2 to 8 business days, not counting sat-rday(which is usually an extra grand). this is what really happens: your package arrives on the 2nd or 3rd day to a location 3 to 4 miles away from you and just sits around (grounded) till it’s delivery on the 8th or 9th day. you hear a loud thud on your porch, then the doorbell rings and when you open the door you see a dented package and a brown truck peeling out.
guy#1: has your ups ground service package arrived yet?
guy#2: nope, i’ll be collecting social security or six feet under before that thing arrives.
guy#1: yeah, next time use usps priority. it’ll get there ahead of schedule and in one piece.
guy#2: thanks, dude. i’ll remember that.
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