UPS Party
a themed orgy that involves multiple acts of defecation throughout the party including sp-ce docking, chilli dogs, cleveland steamers finishing off with the infamous sp-ce dock fondue. the origin is derived from the ups marketing phrase “what can brown do for you?”
“hey steve you going to the ups party tonight?”
“dude i wouldn’t miss it for the world, i hear your wife is volunteering for the sp-ce dock fondue.”
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