upside-down pepsi
a condition affecting about 1 in 20 humans that results in an upside down hard one when experiencing morning wood. usually comes from having a s-x change two or more times, and normally occurs on tuesdays.
tim: hey, i saw scott chubbs in the gym toilets this morning and he had an upside-down pepsi.
john: did you kick it?
tim: twice
john: shot bay. i always knew scott chubs used to be a girl.
tim: yea, but that upside down pepsi was upside down! i thought they were a myth!
john: na g
tim: oh, aye g
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