Upside Down Piano


the act of fondling a mans or woman’s crotch with your fingers.

a s-xual maneuver that uses the hands to play with a persons genitals.

pretending to play the piano upside down in the crotch area of another person.
(duke)”last night when i came home torri gave me the upside down piano”
(dorian)” wow what song did she play?”
turn your hand over opposite of playing a piano and move your fingers below someone’s b-lls.
i think that chick wants to go home with me she just gave me a upsidedown piano.
when fingering a girl, and using a variety of fingers to satisfy her.
i play expert on upsidedown piano

i just played mozart – piano concerto no. 21 on that b-tches p-ssy
in the card game of cribbage, scoring zero points in the crib
i got an upside down piano in my crib

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