Upside down stool party
a party, with one stool, with three or more legs (eg, a bar stool) where any number of people are invited to either watch or partic-p-te in the ‘stool dance’ where the partic-p-nts move down and up on the stool legs (sometimes while clapping) until ‘completion’ (using the -n-s or v-g-n-).
after ‘completion’ it is customary to move on to the next leg, or give someone else a go, but often, all but 4 (or 3) people only go to watch.
last night, john went to the upside stool party, he said there were over a hundred people there, but only 4 came.
i’ve been invited to an upside down stool party, i’d better lube up!
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