upskirt distance
the ratio that determines the distance between a man and a woman standing on an escalator, that it takes for the man to see the woman’s underwear and it’s depended on the skirts length.
i was walking behind a girl wearing a mini skirt the other day and when we got to the mall escalators i slowed down my pace to get the best upskirt distance.
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