Uptarded


improved, in r-t-rd-style.
i didn’t like my essay for school, so i totally uptarded it by adding bits of chewed crayon.
to make more r-t-rded/slower than before…
i uptarded my honda by adding a wing and body kit
adv., an improvement upon ones former status as r-t-rded. this is simply a change, not a state of being.
yo, ever since leroy got hooked on phonics he started gettin’ uptarded and sh-t…too bad he’s still a dumb biznitch
1) the past tense of increasing your r-t-rdation, making it greater, in r-t-rd style.
2) making something r-t-rded, making it suit your decore or general liking.
1) freddy schmoo uptarded himself by setting fire to his pants with his hands tied behind his back. all unintentionally, of course.
2) i uptarded my bedroom by covering the carpet with flour and wheat.
uptarded: stupid or moronic
example: the facebook staff are uptarded.
it’s like an upgrade to being more r-t-rded.
i upgraded my computer from windows xp to windows me.
uptarded is an increased level of r-t-rdedness.
the room got uptarded when you walked in.

Read Also:

  • Uptarding

    make more stupid, upgrading r-t-rdness, advancing incompetence. dude, your uptarding yourself watching all that american idol.

  • uptarted

    taking sl-ttiness to the next level. misha thought she was at the peak of sl-t culture with her fake fur, fishnets, and platforms, until brittany uptarted her with a “slam it” tramp stamp tattoo across her lower back.

  • gargle some mayo

    to enjoy a fresh load of man cream and emphasize your enjoyment by gargling it. b-tch, why don’t you go home and gargle some mayo.

  • Gary Bollans

    a reference to the male reproductive organs, t-st-cl-s or eggs. she was so angry with him for having a bad game that she kicked him right in the gary bollans

  • Gates gate

    refers to the legal case in which henry louis gates jr, a harvard professor who teaches, among other topics, ident-ty politics issues such as racial profiling accuses sergeant james crowley of the cambridge police force, who himself teaches other cambridge police officers about racial profiling and how to avoid it, of racial profiling when sergeant […]


Disclaimer: Uptarded definition / meaning should not be considered complete, up to date, and is not intended to be used in place of a visit, consultation, or advice of a legal, medical, or any other professional. All content on this website is for informational purposes only.