upturd
when you hold back an impending cr-p long and hard enough that it actually creeps back upwards, buying you a little more time before either making it to a bathroom or sh-tting your pants
carl suddenly had to take a sh-t on a floatplane but there was no bathroom, so he clenched up tight and forced an upt-rd.
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