ur mom a guy named tom


the worst roast in history

people say if you use this someone random will die
jim: *uses all roasts in history*
bob: don’t make me do this man
jim: do it p-ssy
bob: ur mom a guy named tom
jim: *dies
african warlord: *dies

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